International Limericks

DALL·E 2022 10 04 12.51.14 international cartoon

International related limericks such as: There once was a old man from Norway – who cussed as he sat in a doorway- the door smacked him flat- and he yelled “what was that”? that disgruntled old man from Norway!

DALL·E 2022 10 04 12.52.34 funny animals cartoon

Animal related limericks such as: A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed.

DALL·E 2022 10 04 12.53.17 hollywood movies cartoon

Entertainment related limericks such as: There was a young lady one fall Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section and all.

Food and drink related limericks such as: There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside.

DALL·E 2022 10 04 12.55.38 science technology education cartoon

Science, technology, education and school related limericks such as: There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he’s a college professor.

Cute Life Quotes

Fashion fades, only style remains the same. (Coco Chanel) No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap. (Carrie Snow) A warrior seeks to act rather than talk. (Carlos Castaneda) Dance is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw) Impoliteness is frequently the sign of an awkward modesty that…