Sorry kids, but that lovable knock-kneed doofus we call giraffes may soon be no more. Today the International Union for Conversation of Nature classified the crane-necked creature as “vulnerable” meaning it’s at a high risk for extinction.
A retired engineer has revealed an interview he conducted with a military welder who cut open the hull of the infamous crashed UFO at Roswell. The witness’s version not only matches other Roswell eyewitness accounts, including confirmation of strewn wreckage and alien bodies inside the downed UFO, but reveals new details that may forever change…
The five-story tall steel tank at 529 Commercial Street in Boston held 2.3 million gallons of molasses weighing an astonishing 26 million pounds. At 12:30 in the afternoon, persons in the area heard a “sound like a rumble” and the ground shook. The Purity Distilling Company molasses tank had burst, releasing millions of gallons of…
We’ve spotted a lot of weird stuff on Mars but this one is particularly enticing. In the NASA JPL photo above, noticed the unusually-shaped object near the bottom of the outcrop of rocks. Here’s a zoomed version of the photo.
Theories abound after the discovery that ice melts in Antarctica have revealed a series of unusual pyramid-shaped objects. To date, three pyramids have been found. Two are located about 10 miles inland and a third near the Antarctica coastline.
Biden: Ok here’s the plan: have you seen Home Alone? Obama: Joe, no. Biden: Just one booby trap. Obama: Joe.
Biden: What if I just played it from my phone real quick? Hillary: We’re not playing The Imperial March when he gets here, Joe…
Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won’t be invited. Obama: Joe. Biden: And maybe this time we call it the Black House, right Barack…
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