Joe: “What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave?” Barack:” Joe we can’t – ” Joe: “Or we could cut all the cords!”
Obama: “Joe, why are you still holding my hand?” Biden: “I wanna freak Mike Pence out” Obama: “But why?” Biden: “Just roll with it”
Paranormal Crucible published an interesting video this week in which they analyze a NASA Mars photo that they claim captures an alien wearing a high-tech spacesuit. The petrified statuette appears to be holding a weapon of some sort too.
Biden: I changed the Wi-Fi password. Obama: Joe… Biden: It’s “PssyGrbbr45” now. Obama: No, Joe. Biden:…
Obama: I never thought he’d be late… Biden: I gave him the wrong address. Obama: Joe he’s the president-elect! Biden: I don’t give a crap what they call him.
For the Trump haters, keep your chin up. I’m sure he’ll provide plenty of fodder for our entertainment over the next four years. I’ll begin with these Donald Trump Nazi logos that have begun appearing all over the Internet.
The surprise election of Donald Trump as the next United States President has some religious scholars debating the significance of the numbers “666” and “777”. Given an eerie numerical alignment, many now wonder if “777” is truly an angelic number or if the enigmatic mark of the beast, the numbers “666”, was miscalculated and instead…
Located just south of Stanley Park in Coal Harbor, Vancouver, it’s a tiny slash of rock just 7 ½ acres in size. Today a Canadian naval base is located on the island. Soldiers stationed on the base will attest the continuation of a dark sequence of events that earned the island its sinister name –…
Conveniently situated off I-35, splitting the authority of Hays County and Guadalupe County, the campus sits near San Marcos River and Guadalupe River – both popular party destinations for students of an age when rational adult-like decision-making is just beginning to take root. Being a “party school” may be a good draw for the local…
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