Funny bird one-liner jokes

Funny bird one-liners such as: What do you call a minor bird accident? A feather bender.

Not sure whether to laugh or cry about this “snake fail”. Question is, “did the guy who snapped the picture help get the can off the snake’s head?”

A nervous little man, wandered into a tough biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”

Uh, no honey, I don’t have any idea who got into your private fish stash and no, I have no idea where the kids are.

Hey honey, you mind stepping out of the car and asking directions. King Brown Snake in Australia (the 2nd largest venomous snake on the planet reaches lengths of 30 feet). Click picture for full-size view.

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Animal related limericks such as: A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same. (Coco Chanel) No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap. (Carrie Snow) A warrior seeks to act rather than talk. (Carlos Castaneda) Dance is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw) Impoliteness is frequently the sign of an awkward modesty that…

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

We love ’em both. One is Man’s best friend and the other is, well… Here’s the subtle differences between dogs and women.

You asked for it and Funny Grins delivers. Questions and Answers from those lovable but scary creatures – Bears!