We Ain’t Got No Gators Around Here

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While sports fishing just off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any gators around here?”

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A Monkey Can Do It

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A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he’s there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side. He fits a collar and leash and hands…

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State Wildlife Division warning for hikers, hunters, and fishermen

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The Colorado State Wildlife Division is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge and Keystone areas. They advise people to wear noise producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert the bears but not startle them unexpectedly. They also…

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This little piggy

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A pig is eating at a restaurant and while eating his dinner, he drinks 15 glasses of water. After he’s finished eating, he pays for the bill and heads for the door. The restaurant manager stops hims and says,”Hey, don’t you want to use the bathroom before you head home?”

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You can’t leave that giraffe in here

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A man goes into a restaurant with a giraffe. The giraffe lays by his table as the man eats his dinner. After his meal, the man gets up and walks towards the door to leave, leaving the giraffe on the floor by the table. Just as he gets to the door, the restaurant manager stops…

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