The Bus Driver

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level.

A student then asked, What gender would a computer be? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into a male and female group, and asked each group to decide for themselves as to whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for…

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

What’s the difference between an attorney and a trampoline?

A short blonde question and answer session.

Once upon a time, there was this bar and in the bar, there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie, the mirror would suck you in.

One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to see her doctor.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer leans over to the blond and asks her if she would like to play a fun game to pass the time.

There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…” until a blonde came up to her…